HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i drank out of a bidet.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
And then he peed in my hair
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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