Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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