What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
