This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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