You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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