Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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