How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
