I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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