called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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