I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I didn't notice because vodka
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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