i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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