:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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