I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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My vagina just clenched in fear
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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