I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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