I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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