Plan B is the new Plan A
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We had sex on a dog bed..
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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