butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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