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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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