I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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