Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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