I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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