Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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