just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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