I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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