he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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