No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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