This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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