is your mom at the bar?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
