im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
When are your genitals available?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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