don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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