So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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