More tranny stories later!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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