4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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