i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My Higher Power is John Stamos
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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