I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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