I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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