if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize