Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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