he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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