While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And then my night got REAL pukey
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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