is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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