why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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