Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Just puked most of my soul out..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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