I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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