? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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