You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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