you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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