Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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