and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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