just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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