You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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