so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This house was built for laser tag.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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