and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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