ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
