Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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