She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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