how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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