The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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